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I did an experiment the other day and I was shocked - shocked! - at the results!

I got a female "scientist", a Black "scientist", and a Latino "scientist" (who was also a *homosexual*) into a laboratory with a proper (white, male) scientist and asked them to measure the temperature at which water boiled. To my amazement, they all got the same result - 100 degrees Celcius! Well, I nearly fell off the edge of the Earth in shock! Never in the 6,000 year history of God's green Earth (and getting greener thanks to all that wonderful CO2!!!) did I think the DEI hires would be able to match the performance of the proper (white, male) scientist.

My initial hypothesis was that "boiling" was somehow inherently "woke", which is why the DEI "scientists" were able to match the performance of the proper (white, male) scientist so I asked them to replicate the experiment, this time with freezing the water instead. They all got the SAME result - 0 degrees celcius - again.

Shocked to my racially pure Aryan core, I took my phrenologically perfect skull back to the blackboard and formed a new hypothesis - the "DEI Field Hypothesis"(tm).

My currently theory is that by having so many obviously DEI hires in one place they created a "DEI Field" that leached the "scientons"(tm) from the proper (white, male) scientist and thereby enabled them to reach the same results. I plan to re-do the experiment again, but this time with an equal ratio of three proper (white, male) scientist to the three "DEI Scientists", which will hopefully cancel out the DEI field. We'll then keep repeating the experiment, adding more proper (white, male) scientist until we get the results we all know are correct!

At the same time, my team and I are working on our "anti-DEI field emitter" (the "Aryonizer"(tm)) that uses "Aryons"(tm) to cancel out any DEI fields that may be present. It's now available for pre-order in our web store, and if you pre-order this week you'll get your first month's subscription* of our new "Scienton88"(tm) nutritional supplement to help you maintain your correct "scientons"(tm) levels in this face of all the DEI field leaching when you might be out of the range of the "Aryonizer"(tm). As with all our supplements, it's also packed full of meat broth, lactose, and is certified GMO and mRNA free by a 100% reputable, all-white, laboratory.

I'll report back with the results shortly, and in the mean time, don't forget to pre-order!

Wish me luck!

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Aw Jeez…

I was going to get by with simply having to brush my teeth recalling Krauss’s personal history, but then you threw in Pinker and I now require a full re-shower. Thanks.

I know well individuals who had to deal with Krauss during his ASU “Origins” days. I was introduced to him once. Like many individuals I met long ago who later were identified as mega-smarmy following revelation of their practices and manipulations, (Harris, Taibbi, etc.) I had a vibe that Krauss was not all logic and light when I met him. I’m certainly not above the urge to retrospectively convince myself that I identified character issues prior to the general public becoming nauseatingly aware of a quasi celebrity being more accurately classified as an opportunistic slime ball. Either way, the ASU incidents were just the tip of the Slimeberg when it came to Krauss. I guarantee more will be forthcoming over the next few months.

We on the kinda-sorta “Left” are left to respond to chin-strokey bullshit from the operatives of the Right. We’re reduced to debating 17th Century concepts with an entitled faux-Blue-Blood degenerate junkie regarding miasma and germ theory simply because a Russian Influence Op finally got their payoff in the form of RFKJ. Asymmetric Warfare is one hell of a drug, especially when it’s this fucking effective.

Shapiro’s latest propagandistic farce follows the same basic model. Offer occasional grains of pseudoscience to the masses to maintain one’s status as “what a dumb person thinks a smart person sounds like”.

Krauss, unfortunately, once had points. Now he’s just grasping at any bits of clickbait that might make him seem relevant again (and distract from a monumentally problematic personal history).

This video doesn’t match the Krauss problems exactly, but it does a good job of responding to the economic / class drivers of why science needs to obfuscated by opportunists serving the moneyed elite. It’s an exact counter to the recent release of Shapiro’s “Lions and Suckasses” fascist Performance Art release.

https://youtu.be/d6lyo5e3sGc?si=8KxvB_E6znn6R1j7

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