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I hate to be the one to have to say this, but the Nazis also were staggeringly incompetent.

Fascists in general are. That's the reason they lost the war.

The problem with fascists is not that there's ever any danger that they might win, it's how many people they will kill and countries they will destroy as they lose.

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Ugh what a buzzkill you are!

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Funniest thing I've read on this subject matter. 10/10 will share. On Bluesky, because fuck Elon.

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This made me laugh out loud at work multiple times, and I really needed that this week. Kudos!

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Yeah, but… infrastructure week.

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Kennedy is even worse than what we think: he claimed “his earning power had been diminished by his cognitive struggles.” from the worms. This was so he could pay less in a divorce settlement. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/05/robert-f-kennedy-jr-brain-worm-divorce-alimony.html

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So on top of being a world class dipshit, he's also a deadbeat.

Swell.

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F-ing hilarious! The down side is that the collateral damage will be obscene, but I think we need to a) do everything we can to protect those who need it most; b) make sure we staple every failure to Trump's butt with 3/4" staples; 3) drink heavily; and d) laugh hysterically.

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"Hiring him to now do this to the government is basically like making him coach of the Lakers on the basis that he shot LeBron in both of his legs and bragged that he didn’t die." I laughed out loud

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This was the laugh I needed today. I’m looking forward to the flat-earther Mark Sargent as head of NASA. But I guess Elon might have something to say about that.

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